Rob’s Megaphone

 
 
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News goofs: Know bodie sed copie edatin wuz eazey

 
 
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 1. A day without sunshine is like night.
 
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
 7. Depression is merely [...]

How to be a good husband
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TGI Friday Funnies

. . . and reduces ability to correct silly headlines.

No. On second thought . . .  panic is a good idea

What in the world are gerbils doing in this article.

I repeat –  this paper has never exhibited a liberal bias.

Good one, Sherlock.

Rule number three for firefighters, Harry.
When you say things can’t get any worse – worse always wins.

India during monsoon season – people keep on working
 I said first reboot your modem, then your router.

I don’t know how it happened, but the guy on the news said it was Stan Andreas fault.