Rob’s Megaphone

Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
BARACK OBAMA:
 The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE!
The chicken wanted CHANGE!
 
JOHN McCAIN:
 My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized
the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens
on the other side of the road.
 
HILLARY CLINTON:
 When I was First Lady, I personally helped that [...]

 
One way: you pick the direction.

 
Bus #666 is going where? 

 
I’ll believe that when, well when . . . .

Did you ever notice that families with little money are more tight nit and happier than wealthy families? I’m sure there are other explanations for this reality, but I’ve stumbled across one epiphany that makes sense to me. Here’s how I reached my conclusion.
My boys and I are a very close, happy family, and we [...]