Rob’s Megaphone

 1. A day without sunshine is like night.
 
2. On the other hand, you have different fingers.
 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average.
 6. He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
 7. Depression is merely [...]

Today is a good day because I get to use two of my favorite words in the same post. These words aren’t important in and of themselves; I just like the way they sound. They are pleonasm and superfluous.  I also like onomatopoeia, but that’s fodder for a different post. “Pleonasm” and “superfluous” fall under [...]

I love autumn.
It’s the best time of year to relax and enjoy the weather
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Oh yeah, I love halloween too!

Rule number three for firefighters, Harry.
When you say things can’t get any worse – worse always wins.

India during monsoon season – people keep on working
 I said first reboot your modem, then your router.

I don’t know how it happened, but the guy on the news said it was Stan Andreas fault.

 
  Dumb news 
We can’t be at the top of our game everyday . . .  
 

Dumb crooks 

 Dumb musicians

 Dumb scientists

 Dumb ad giver & taker

Dumb lady

If you really want things done right, sometimes you just gotta do it yourself . . .
You know, if you think about it – it’s the busy folks like us that just get things done. We can alway add one more important thing to our plate without letting quality suffer.
Just this morning, I was [...]

Best of Rob’s Silly Stuff

If laughter is the best medicine, welcome to my medicine cabinet.

I’ve put together some of my favorite silly post
from Rob’s Megaphone for the last six months.
I hope you enjoy them. 
 
 

Silly Pics: What now?

 
Silly Signs 46: Performance Art
 
Silly Signs 45: Graffiti
 
Clowning Around: I’m lovin it.
 
Silly News 33: Miscellaneous Silliness
 
Silly News: Do you think they’re in [...]

Just a little pun with words.
 
Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards.
 
Aversion: One side of a disputed story.
 
Bacteria: The rear portion of a cafeteria.
 
Bigamist: Fog in Italy.
 
Commentator: Undistinguished potato.
 
Debate: What lures de fish.
 
Fungi: A comedian – the life of the party (aka Joe-kster)
Geometry: what an acorn says when it is grown up.
Innuendo: Italian for Preparation H.
Paradox: Medical [...]

Some silly pics to start Septemeber off with a smile