Rob’s Megaphone

I love autumn.
It’s the best time of year to relax and enjoy the weather
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Oh yeah, I love halloween too!

Just a little pun with words.
 
Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards.
 
Aversion: One side of a disputed story.
 
Bacteria: The rear portion of a cafeteria.
 
Bigamist: Fog in Italy.
 
Commentator: Undistinguished potato.
 
Debate: What lures de fish.
 
Fungi: A comedian – the life of the party (aka Joe-kster)
Geometry: what an acorn says when it is grown up.
Innuendo: Italian for Preparation H.
Paradox: Medical [...]

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“Hey! Why they not telling me about this act on the scripts!”
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Stop Whining It’s better than jamming your finger up your nose [...]

Nothing like television news broadcasters (not one, but two) losing it over someone’s misfortune to build empathy and credibility with the viewers.
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Thirteen Interesting Words
 How many words are in your vocabulary? The average high school graduate is said to know about 10,000 words. The average 4-year college graduate is said to know about 20,000 words. Do you have room for any more words in your vocabulary?
Here are some interesting words, which you may not know.
Upon learning an interesting [...]

I’m lovin it

Hey, You want fries with that shake?

Seriously, just say super size it, and they’ll give you an extra large burger.

Who’s the clown now?

Hey, the sign says have it your way. My way is free.

Seriously, the hamburgler did it.

I need a happy meal.

Check out these wacky words
 
The only countries in the world with one syllable in their names are Chad, France, Greece, and Spain.
“Four” is the only number whose number of letters in the name equals the number. 
“Asthma” and “isthmi” are the only six-letter words that begin and end with a vowel and have no other vowels [...]

1980’s Rewind
Sometimes I get a little nostalgic for the 1980s?  . . .  that era of early video games, MTV, and The Breakfast Club. After catching an episode of Full House on Nick at Nite, I put down my Rubik’s cube, grabbed a can of TAB,  and did a little retro surfing. Join me as I step back in [...]

Twelve reasons to drop everything and run to your local library

Books: Escape the rat race through travel, fiction or fantasy. Consider a biography, history, or how-to. Try something completely different, or revisit an old friend.

Books on Tape: Sit back and relax in a comfortable chair or cruise in your car while listening to a real thriller.

Special holdings: [...]

More TV News Bloopers
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