Rob’s Megaphone

Rule number three for firefighters, Harry.
When you say things can’t get any worse – worse always wins.

India during monsoon season – people keep on working
 I said first reboot your modem, then your router.

I don’t know how it happened, but the guy on the news said it was Stan Andreas fault.

 
  Dumb news 
We can’t be at the top of our game everyday . . .  
 

Dumb crooks 

 Dumb musicians

 Dumb scientists

 Dumb ad giver & taker

Dumb lady

If you really want things done right, sometimes you just gotta do it yourself . . .
You know, if you think about it – it’s the busy folks like us that just get things done. We can alway add one more important thing to our plate without letting quality suffer.
Just this morning, I was [...]

Best of Rob’s Silly Stuff

If laughter is the best medicine, welcome to my medicine cabinet.

I’ve put together some of my favorite silly post
from Rob’s Megaphone for the last six months.
I hope you enjoy them. 
 
 

Silly Pics: What now?

 
Silly Signs 46: Performance Art
 
Silly Signs 45: Graffiti
 
Clowning Around: I’m lovin it.
 
Silly News 33: Miscellaneous Silliness
 
Silly News: Do you think they’re in [...]

‘Handedness’ theories even draw from world history
                                                           

Curiosity Corner
by
Dr. Jerry D. Wilson
Emeritus Professor of Physics
Lander University
reprinted with permission
 
Question: Why are some people right-handed and some left-handed? (Asked by a curious “lefty.”)
Reply: Most animals have a preferred paw or hand to perform tasks, but it appears that only humans have a species preference for the right [...]

Animals Gone Wild
The limelight is enough to bring out the animal in these former stars.
Caution: the contents of this post are disturbing, gratuitous, and pure malarkey.
 

After nearly three weeks in rehab, squirrel from early geiko commercial can’t quite  kick the habit!

Former aflack duck arrested for attempted robbery and contributing to the delinquency of a duckling

Sean Penn double [...]

Greetings, friends. I am honored to receive this award for Rob’s Megaphone from
Earthly Explorations. It is the spirit of this prize that I appreciate the most. I really like being recognized by my non-native English speaking blogging brothers and sisters. You remind me just how intimate this global community really is.
 
Spice is nice!
 As per the rules of this [...]

September 17 has been designated as Constitution Day and Citizenship Day in the United States to commemorate the signing of the U.S. Constitution in Philadelphia on September 17, 1787.
In honor of Constitution day, I want to share with you my concerns about recent abuses to the First Amendment to the Constitution.
First let me pay my respects to [...]

Just a little pun with words.
 
Acoustic: Instrument used in billiards.
 
Aversion: One side of a disputed story.
 
Bacteria: The rear portion of a cafeteria.
 
Bigamist: Fog in Italy.
 
Commentator: Undistinguished potato.
 
Debate: What lures de fish.
 
Fungi: A comedian – the life of the party (aka Joe-kster)
Geometry: what an acorn says when it is grown up.
Innuendo: Italian for Preparation H.
Paradox: Medical [...]