Rob’s Megaphone

Why did the chicken cross the road?
 
BARACK OBAMA:
 The chicken crossed the road because it was time for a CHANGE!
The chicken wanted CHANGE!
 
JOHN McCAIN:
 My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized
the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens
on the other side of the road.
 
HILLARY CLINTON:
 When I was First Lady, I personally helped that [...]

Dr. Rob’s UCTV CONTEST
Help me replenish Rob’s Megaphone’s vodpod.
Midway down the right sidebar lies Dr. Rob’s UCTV vodpod, and it is in need of new tunes.
Join me in filling the “live” or on-air slots with weird, offbeat, strange, but “quality” tunes. You’ll have to decide what “quality” is.
I will keep one of the five empty slots for my [...]

A big thank goes out to these fine men and women in TV land for their part in supplying valuable examples of self control for you the fine visitors to Rob’s Megaphone.
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Hi everyone,
I’ve got BIG news!
Rob’s Megaphone just reached 100,000 hits – in just three days shy of 100 days.
I really want to show my appreciation for all  of your support with a few signs.

For all you muggles, witches, and warlocks out there:
Remember, Keep your head in the clouds while driving.
 

minilimo

 monsterlimo

A corvette stingmo

Ferrari limo

 bikemo

A Boeing limo

World’s longest limo

one horsepower limo

It’s refreshing when the underdog wins
I pull for the underdog. I enjoy seeing the helpless and bullied rise up victoriously over circumstances and individuals that seek to suppress or control them. I want the tortoise to beat the hare, which mocks and jeers at him for being slow.
I don’t like seeing nature taken for granted. [...]

Hi friends,  I was notified this evening that an article about me appears on the Lander University homepage. I am very happy to learn of this recognition, and I wanted to share it with all of you. I must admit I debated whether or not to include it on Rob’s Megaphone, but in the end I decided it [...]

Hey fine folks,
If you enjoy playing the add your caption or headline game with me at Rob’s Megaphone, then you’ll love Paul’s Funky Caption Contest. Have a looksee right
HERE.
Don’t forget to tell him Rob sent you. Have a great day. I’m working on a new post about nature for this evening. So, Ya’ll come [...]

Some decisions are simply easier to make than others.

I hear this guy found a new job at the local bookstore.